One day, this king decided to go hunti...

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One day, this king decided to go hunti...

One day, this king decided to go hunting.  So he gathered up hisentourage of servants and went trekking into the woods, in search ofdeer.  After searching for a while, he heard some rustling in the bushesnearby.  He drew his rifle and aimed at the bush, when, all of asudden, a man came running out, yelling, "Don't shoot!  Don't shoot!I'm not a deer!"  The king shot him dead.After a little while, one of the king's servants finally gathered upenough courage to ask the king, "Sire, why did you shoot that man?  Hesaid he wasn't a deer!"The king replied, "Oh! I thought he said he was a deer!"
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