A man and his wife are playing golf. He...

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A man and his wife are playing golf. He...

A man and his wife are playing golf. He shanks one into the rough, and finds an old barn between him and the hole. "No problem," says his wife, "I'll open the barn doors and you can hit it through the barn." She does this, but the ball bounces off a beam, hits her in the head and kills her.



Three years later, the widower and his buddy are playing the same course, and the widower lands again in the same spot. "No problem," says his buddy, "I'll open the barn doors and you can hit it through the barn."



"Hell, no!" says the widower. "Last time I tried that, I came in five over par!"
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