A carrot and a tomato were walking acr...

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A carrot and a tomato were walking acr...

A carrot and a tomato were walking across the street when the carrot was hit by a car.  The tomato called 911.  An ambulance came and took the carrot to the hospital.  The tomato went to the hospital to wait for his friend, and when he got there the carrot was still in the emergency room, so the tomato paced nervously.  Finally, the doctor called out, "Mr. Tomato?"  The tomato went over, and asked the doctor, "How is he?"  The doctor replied, "I have good news and bad news.  The good news is that he is still alive.  The bad news is that he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
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