Some adventurers are traveling through...

[AngelOfThyNight]

Some adventurers are traveling through...

Some adventurers are traveling through the jungle.  They come upon atribe of natives who take them captive.  The leader of the tribe tells themen they will let them choose how they are to die.  The first guyasks for a sword with which to run himself through.  They give him one, and hestarts to attack the tribe, but they overtake him and kill him, then usehis skin for a canoe. The second one asks for a gun with which to shoothimself.  They give him one, and he starts shooting at the tribe, but theyovertake him, kill him, and use his skin for a canoe.  The third asks for afork, and the tribe figures, hey, how much damage can he do with a fork?So they give him one.  Furiously, he starts poking himself with it."To heck with your canoes!" he exclaims.
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