Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again...

[AngelOfThyNight]

Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again...

Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?"



Husband: "Of course not."



Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"



Husband: "Ok, I would marry again." (annoyed)



Wife: "Oh..." (sad)



Husband: -silence-



Wife: "Would you live in our house?"



Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."



Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bed?"



Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"



Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"



Husband: "I guess I would, it's almost new."



Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs, too?"



Husband: "No, she's left handed."



Wife: -silence-
Source: Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again...