A sibyl, a haruspex, and a rhabdomanti...

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A sibyl, a haruspex, and a rhabdomanti...

A sibyl, a haruspex, and a rhabdomantist walked into a bar.  The sibyl said,"There's going to be this big flood, and it's going to be terrible."  And theharuspex was looking at this dead animal, and he said, "Yeah, it's going torain hard and wipe everything out, and it's going to do all kinds of damage."And the rhabdomantist said, "That's terrible!  Why...I'd be out of a job!"
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