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Guy walks into a petshop and sees three...
« on: March 10, 2016, 05:48:15 PM »
Guy walks into a petshop and sees three...

Guy walks into a petshop and sees three parrots, priced $500.-, $1,500.-, $2,500.- and $30,000.-, so he asks the owner, "Hey why are those parrots so expensive ?"



"Well," says the owner, "that first one can speak english, german and mandarin perfectly and translates any sentence you desire, from one language into another."



"What about the second one ?"



"Well, that parrot not only knows four languages, but can also type business letters using a computer"



"And the third one ?"



"Oh, that one can speak seven languages, use the computer, e-mail, internet and does online research for you."



"Amazing ! And what about the last one ?", says the guy.



"Oh ! ... that one doesn't do anything at all. Just sits there all day long."



"Then why is it so expensive ?!?!?!"



The owner takes the guy to the side and whispers, "Well, I haven't seen it do anything, but the other three parrots call it BOSS".
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