Doctor: "I've got bad news for you. You...

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Doctor: "I've got bad news for you. You...

Doctor: "I've got bad news for you. You are terminally ill."



Patient: "Is there anything I can do?"



Doctor: "No, nothing."



Patient: "There has to be something..."



Doctor: "No, nothing."



Patient: "Nothing at all?"



Doctor: "Well, you can start taking mud baths."



Patient: "Does that help?"



Doctor: "Not really, but your body will start to get used to being in the earth."
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