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Pure Fun & Entertainment => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: AngelOfThyNight on June 23, 2016, 01:37:59 PM

Title: This one Roman governor was a spontane...
Post by: AngelOfThyNight on June 23, 2016, 01:37:59 PM
This one Roman governor was a spontane...

This one Roman governor was a spontaneous guy, and he was often annoyed whenhis astrologer buddy had to consult the stars before they could meetfor a beer or go to the gladiator fights.  Soon he got so fed up thathe stopped calling him.  The astrologer called him a month later,claiming that he had turned over a new leaf.Incredulous, the governor asked, "OK, howzabout a game of racquetballthen?"  There was a long pause.  "What are you doing now?" he askedsharply."Hang on, I'm checking my palm, Pilate."
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