Forbidden Universe
Pure Fun & Entertainment => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: AngelOfThyNight on November 17, 2016, 05:01:44 PM
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Holmes and Watson have come out of a co...
Holmes and Watson have come out of a country pub at the end of a long night of quaffing warm ale. As they wander down the road, they can just make out a tree in the darkness and head over to answer the call of nature. As they are mid-flow, Holmes asks Watson what he can deduce from the sound of his stream. Watson replies that he believes the tree to be an oak of between 100-150 years with some disease in the past causing a hollow in the centre. As he expounds further, Holmes cuts him off and snaps, 'From the sound you are making I deduce that you are pissing on my shoes'.
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