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Pure Fun & Entertainment => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: AngelOfThyNight on April 14, 2016, 08:38:55 PM
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The Compassionate Lawyer
A lawyer was ...
The Compassionate Lawyer
A lawyer was being driven around town in his limo when he saw 2 men on the side of the road eating grass.
Moved, the lawyer tells his driver to stop and gets out to talk to the men.
"What is going on? Why are you eating grass?" he asks the men.
"We are very poor me, sir", the first responds, "this is all we have."
"Well, come with me" insists the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife and three kids! My friend here, he was a wife and four kids!"
"We will go get them as well" declares the lawyer.
An hour later they are all driving in the limo to the lawyers estate.
"Sir, I don't know how to thank you enough!"
"Oh, it is no problem. The grass at my house has to be at least a foot tall!"
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