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Title: In the middle of the forest, a turtle a...
Post by: AngelOfThyNight on August 09, 2016, 10:30:07 AM
In the middle of the forest, a turtle a...

In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a snail have a gruesome head-on collision. The snail is rushed to the emergency room, where a doctor asks what happened. On the edge of consciousness, the snail responds, 'I don't know, Doc. It all happened so fast.'
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