Forbidden Universe
Pure Fun & Entertainment => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: AngelOfThyNight on May 12, 2017, 11:15:38 AM
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A man walked into a bar and sat down, ...
A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer,he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that thebar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later thevoice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over."Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearingthese voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us.""It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "They're complimentary."
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